I have a theory. I believe that Pokémon, in their fictional universes, are energy beings that manipulate physics. The inside of a Poke Ball appears to be covered in mirrors, and upon activation, powerful quantum magnets convert the atomic matter in a Pokémon into massless light, which is kept in stasis by constantly reflecting off the mirrors within the Poke Ball. Pokémon can also alter the energy... around them, and a Poke Ball just exploits this. Pokémon can also convert energy into matter and vice-versa, allowing them to perform their elemental and energy attacks, humans and fainted Pokémon can't be captured in a Poke Ball because they cannot execute the conversions, Pokémon store energy as they evolve, and when they evolve, the massive amount they store is converted into their new bodies, at a rate of 600,000 kilodarwins of evolutionary energy needed to manifest a new species in 10 seconds, per my own calculations using Stephen J. Gould's formulas outlined in his 3,500 page book, "Structure of Evolutionary Theory." Who says a world inhabited by electric mice, moon creatures, talking manhole covers and malevolent ghost-jellyfish monsters can't be scientific?
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